You know it's hot when.....

...you carry your own fan to church in your purse.
...the frozen water you took to church is room temperature by the time you get there.
...your dry-clean-only clothes become damp and begin to shrink.
...dripping beads of perspiration feel like insects crawling down parts of your body.
...the air blown by the oscillating fan feels like a convection oven.
...the hair you dried to come to church becomes wet again.
...the people around you wipe their faces with washcloths instead of handkerchiefs or tissues.
...mothers take their infants' clothes off and begin fanning the babies with them.
...this missionary says, "Now it feels like Texas!"